Smokey Joe
He's just a country hobo - big Old Smokey Joe
hangin around for handouts everywhere he goes
he's got some age I figure but he still struts his stuff
battle scars are evidence he fights while others bluff
a heavy weight contender despite his war cropped ear
just a rovin romeo voted lover of the year
I don't really mind him comin around for a bite
but courtin my girls just don't seem quite right
he needs to get a job first and pay some child support
he can't deny these kittens are chips off... the old sport
MjG.© 10/2003