I was watching tv
when a thought struck me
for only $19.95
a new person, I could be

so I sent for each item
I had on a list
so many things
it went like this

breast enhancement lotions
exotic sexual potions
wrinkle erasers
weight chasers
muscle exersizers
hair texturizers

I rubbed on the lotions
drank the potions
did all the motions
leaving mixed emotions

nothing worked
I ran out of stuff
so I wrote a letter
I was tough !

Dear Sir:
none of your products worked
im going to sue
send my $19.95 back
or there's trouble for you

Dear Madam:
what can I say
we can't guarantee miracles
for that... you must pray !!

MjG. © 4/2001